• 【人間餘話】太平校長,我知你又譴責暴力!|劉偉聰
  • 2019-07-23    

 

薄扶林大學太平校長深夜又出statement,我正在喝酒,馬上不得安寧—- 多得你和你的關公大隊,我真的恐懼長寫又長有—-雖然我們此刻不應恐懼,心上只該有曉飛的憤怒大鳥!

你又譴責暴力,那是你的看家本領,stating and condemning the very universal and obvious! 你那不帶偏心無差別的pacifism幾乎錯不了分分毫毫,但我城最高學府的最高負責人就只是那麼毛手毛腳的趁其熱鬧?難得你更閃爍其辭,不似七月三日那樣開名譴責,只道「the events of the last weekend」!那麼你便將新青年charging西環黨委辦事署和元朗警黑無間合作一視同仁叫event了!難得!

First and foremost,元朗悍警再無能也不可能那麼久而久之方才君臨現場,而當記者仔仰問指揮官:「貴方什麼時候接報?」尊貴指揮官仰頭說:「Sorry, 我哋唔得閒睇錶喎!」呵呵又呵呵!我曾經忝為皇家香港警察,請問阿Sir,唔睇錶你又點寫 notebook 呢?講笑唔好笑囉!

那邊廂太平校長從此朗聲笑說:「I am even more convinced of my opposition to violence of any kind, by any party, at any juncture and for any reason!」

我敢問大人:「Is the indiscriminate infliction of brutal force by the triads equal to the charging force afforded by the outnumbered and suppressed for a good cause?」

唔使答,我答:Go to hell!

然後你居然又謂:‘I appeal to all leaders and parties to resolve the differences between them through vigorous rational debate in a calm, civil and mutually respectful manner.’

如你看過那夜元朗白衣兇人的手起棍落(我肯定你看過!),你大概猜出他們俱是壞咗嘅人,你叫佢哋或佢哋背後嘅人埋枱一齊傾?那不叫「與虎謀皮」,那是「為虎作倀」。

校長先生,我知我知英文唔係你母語,我唔怪你,不如我哋一齊讀史學英語!話說在那darkest hour,英國外相Lord Halifax跟太平校長一般熱愛太平,主張唔砌齋傾,Churchill叼著雪茄刁那媽:

‘When will the lesson be learned? How many more dictators must be wooed, appeased—good God, given immense privileges—before we learn...that you can’t reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth!’

這兒是文明國度,太危險了,太平校長還是趕快回家吧!

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期待你繼續支持,讓我們與香港人一起撐下去!

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